Wrestlemania in Narnia

This episode was brought to you by the letters T H C.   Yes I was high at a wrestling show and this episode will be amazing.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:22

All right, guys. Um, or four people, whoever you are. Oh. Welcome to episode three. I don't even know how I'm gonna odd number this, to be honest with you. I've had two episodes and then we've had a uh a follow-up show from my feedback from the people that listen, which is like seven people. Uh the follow-up show was a blaring success. But logistically, I don't know if that will be an option every week. I've taken my insulin, so maybe I'll have a little bit of sugar attack during this episode. Who knows? My sugar is technically high right now. Um so the feedback was good and I like that. I like that. But it but right now until I know that I can get a couple of these uh delinquents in here, and I think that the evolution of this of this losing ticket will be in fact with my um with me bringing somebody on and and even if it's a rotating schedule, but me bringing somebody on or doing these wrap-up shows at least once every month or so or less. But irregardless of all of that, I am doing a very special show today. Uh, you know, I covered some parties, I guess, or listen to South Buff of Neighborhood Watch and some friends, and we did a follow-up show based on some of that as well. But this one um is gonna revolve around an event that happened on Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Um I was a real big piece of shit, apparently. So this is uh what I do, what we do, or what happened. So uh about a couple years ago, I started to go into this independent wrestling, um independent wrestling fucking group in Western New York, and it was fun. I I it was just me and two other people at one point, and it was enjoyable because it's not that you're getting good wrestling, but but the the wrestlers are funny and tacky, but it's the crowd. It's always the crowd that makes you smile. And I've always loved that component. And then I start I brought it on Mike and Mike saw it, and Mike expert when I was going through a uh I had I well I do use a cane from time to time, but I I needed the cane at this point in time, and we went to we went to one up in Tanawanda, New York, I believe it was Tanawanda, New York, and like I had the cane there, and the guy's like beating them up, and I hand the cane over the because we had front row seats, not that believe me, I'm not bragging. But um we had front row seats and um they I hand my my cane to the one wrestler and he uses that as a prop. So like that was fun, you know. They interact with you, they'll yell at you and things like that. I think there's swearing in there. I believe there is swearing, but who gives a fuck? Like, I really come on now, right? I mean, you got you got illegal illegal immigrants raping our fucking children, and you're gonna worry about a couple swear words, we got our problems, don't we? But um can't you can't fucking uh you know get around all that shit. So Mike and I and these two other people went multiple times, and then I was kind of telling Richie about it, and Richie, like, who was like an old school wrestling fan, but he kind of I think understood the bigger picture when it came to this this wrestling league. So Richie wanted to go, and he would go, and it was he's he saw it, he saw the the value, right? He loved it. So it was the three of us for a while, and we tried to get Greg to go, but Greg was hesitant. I love Greg, but but sometimes you gotta let a fire under Greg's butt. If it ain't a Bills game, you gotta like you really gotta like get him to buy in on it, right? And I get it. He now to go back, and this is no s no uh slight on Mike or Richie by any means. I'm just gonna talk about Greg at this point. Um, but Greg is an extremely hardworking individual. He's very dedicated to his profession. So when he's off, he likes to relax. You know, totally justifiable. But in part of that relaxation, we want him to be a part of things, we want him to experience um events or our shared events and shared experiences, so we can all talk, right? I mean the parties and things like that. We're all part of that. And it's always been Greg's always Greg's always good to be there. Like he's he's a very value-adding member of this group, you know. We all are, but Greg is significant. So uh Greg Greg agrees. He gets the blessing from Anne, and Greg agrees. And so this was the first week that Greg and Richie, Mike, and I were all together at the wrestling show. Now, we had uh a plan moving in, right? Greg, I think, was gonna juke a little booze, and Richie and I were gonna take an edible, and Mikey was gonna be the straight edge because he cannot fuck around right now. You know, he hasn't he has to play play the role of of the straight guy because well, because he has to, and secondly, because nobody else is willing to do it. So we uh this is way out, way out in the middle of fucking like Narnia and fucking like you had to go through the the wardrobe to get to this fucking place. It was like a hidden fucking pathway. I don't even remember getting there. But before we get to that, so the plan was that Richie and I were gonna take an edible. And for those who do know me, you know that I am like a very jolly drunk and a very jolly and and goofy and happy and laughing um person when he's high. I don't smoke, I only do the the gummies. And so my plan was to take uh a gummy or two, and uh Richie was going to take one, and we were gonna be like funny and laughing, low-key, right? And then Greg would have a little buzz going, and then Richie, uh Mikey would be like the guy who would ride us back, yeah, and so we showed up. So we were responsible to a point, and so uh and so I on Sunday morning we do the we do this losing ticket wrap-up show. You should you heard us, we were all good, we were all sober, right? And the second with that it was over, um, I started experiencing a couple uh low blood sugar attacks. My sugar gets really, really low. And for those of you who are a diabetic, you know, um everybody talks about well, your sugar's too high, your sugar's too high, your sugar's too high, but high sugar will kill you over time. It it's what give you know destroys your your organs. It's what in my case, it makes it makes you lose toes. Um it gives you the the problems that shorten your life. But now low blood sugar, and I'm not a doctor, so if someone's listening to this and they're like, well, that's not in fact true. Like that, I don't give a fuck. This is what this is how I this is how I fucking portray it, okay? Because I live it. And my low blood sugar attacks are 30 times worse. Now, for to give you a barometer of where uh uh a benchmark of where a normal person is, um, a normal person's sugar is like between 90 and 110. So if someone was to drink, and let's get something high high speed here, like um Mountain Dew. So someone drinks a can of Mountain Dew and they're normal, they don't have diabetes. That sugar is gonna spike their their blood sugar way up, probably to 180, maybe I maybe even higher than that. Who knows? But that body will then start making insulin and it processes it, and it before you know it, that sugar has returned to normal. For most diabetics, that's not the case because your body's not either producing enough insulin, so that that sugar never really recovers or recovers very slowly, and then you have something else, and it just multiplies, right? Well, since 90 to 110 is you're like your happy zone, your your golden zone, and some people might say it's a little long a little higher, and it probably is, but to me, I always say 90 to 110. Uh 80s, I'm still feeling good, you know, when it's dropping. Uh 70s, I get a little off, but I'm I'm okay, but I can feel like there's something going. Now, if it's to stay in the 70s, not a problem. But usually when my mine, this is is in matte, when matte sugar drops into the 70s, it never stays in the 70s, it goes down, it goes out to the 60s and 50s, 40s, and the lowest I think I've ever seen the number was 31. Now, I've said that to my endocrinologist, and they said I should have been in a diabetic coma at that point. So I dodged a bullet. The reason why I'm telling you this is because it's part of the story that happened on Sunday. Okay, this previous Sunday. So we're sitting here, we're doing that wrap-up show, right? And I'm feeling good, feeling good. And the days previous I had I had some serious blow sugar attacks. I had like dots, you know, the little jelly dots and shit like that, and other things. And and uh so we go and I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. My sugar's I actually had a cup of coffee when we were doing it, so my cup my sugar was on little my sugar was on the high side, and we get into the car, and I s I I get I go to Rich, who's my enabler, he's my drug dealer, and so is my son. And so is Mikey, I guess, to a lesser degree, or used to be my Mikey used to be my drug dealer too. Now it's really just Richie and my and my son. But um, so he gave me one and it tasted so good. It was like orange flavored, if I remember correctly. Did not have any aftertastes, because I really don't like that that weed aftertaste that sometimes you get in some of these edibles. I was always hoping I can just swallow the pill, kinda. I don't want to taste it, but this one was good, it was really good. It had no uh aftertaste. And then I think I stuck a second right away. I think maybe it's a second right away. So I'm I'm leaving the house, we get in the car, and I think I'm starting to have a sugar attack. So Michelle gives me like a popped heart, and I think I had something else to kind of chill it out. Right? So we get in the car, and I'm already kind of feeling good, but I I had nothing in my stomach. Um my sugar's low, so maybe that affected it more. Who knows? And I um and I started getting high real quick. I mean, from from south of Buffalo to Niagara County, maybe 20-30 minutes. But we went, we picked up Mike, and by the time I got Mike in the in Buffalo, in northern Buffalo area, I uh I was I was already high, I think. I think I was already buzzing good. I think I had caught him out by then. Not like not belligerent, but just like, you know, I was feeling good. Laughing at everybody and making fun of things or whatever, who knows? And we get to like I think it's Lockport Road in in the in uh Niagara County. And now I think I'm zone, I'm I'm zooting right now. I'm I'm oh and I think in there I took a third. Richie, maybe on a follow-up show, will confirm it. I maybe I took a third or I was denied a third. I don't know. I don't recall. But um and it really wasn't a lot. Like the most I've ever taken, and I would that this is a whole nother story. This will be a whole nother podcast. The most I've ever taken in one city was 125 milligrams. This one I haven't gotten high in like a year, and I didn't have anything to eat, and I think I was having a little blood sugar. I know I was having a little blood sugar. And so, and I took two, and they might have been 20 milligrams or more, but not much more. And I remember we part we found the place, it was at a uh uh volunteer fire hall. Found the place, the the freaks were lined up, and I got like nervous because there's no way I know this already. There's no way I am going to be able to bite my tongue when I see some of these inbreds and and and fucking wack-a-doos with 40 different colored hairdos and nose rings and and lip rings and nipple rings and probably clit rings, if I'm I'm probably being honest, and they shouldn't. And they're just like a methmouth, or they're you you know, maybe they got to the third grade, all different types of people, but they're all in that realm, they're all in that, like like I'll be honest with you, and and and I'm gonna say this right now there's no part of me that's fancy or uh uh up, you know, uptight, you know, not uptight, but uh like I shouldn't I'm the dented can in the starting, mind you, okay? Very dented. But but these people were like the wack-adoos, man, or like mongoloids. Just off like I don't know where they come from. Like, do they come out of like the forest? But it's the best. It's the fucking best because they're swearing at the refs and they're swearing at the uh the wrestlers, and the wrestlers scream back at them, and there's like and there's like transvestites wrestling and fucking just like all these like and I give them credit because they're very inclusive, this this group, but like there's just they come out at you and it's like what you're like, what what am I looking at? Right? It's just possible freaks, both inside in the ring and out of the ring. So we park at the back and and we wait there until the rest of our party arrives, and I think I brought my cane. I think I did. And I and I um I walk in, and I remember I was on this is just some of my memories of like like snapshots, and I'm gonna talk about my snapshots before I move on to this next chapter of this week's episode. I remember being on like the sidewalk leading up to the building, and it must have been at a little angle, just the littlest angle, and I thought I was climbing Mount Everest. I don't know, I'm like, I don't know how I'm I'm maintaining my my my balance. I I don't know how I did, I'll be honest with you, because it was tough. Every step was tough. And then I I the the security guard comes out because we had like act we had these special seats that are like reserved for us. So he's like he's putting an X on everybody's hand. He misses me, and I think the guys kind of like steered it back to me or something, because like I wasn't like trying to get my hand marked, because I don't think I realized that's what he was doing at the time, but he did. And we get in there. I Mikey was in pro Mikey was in Mike, I gave Mike my phone, so Mike knows my code and and where the the the snapshots of the tickets were. Greg had my keys, and then we got in, and it seemed like those motherfuckers, those motherfuckers, Greg, Richie, and Mike just like it was like they scattered for whatever reason, and I don't know. And the one the the two other people that are in the group, I saw him, so I just like I had my cane and I tunnel visioned it, and that it was a fucking worse situation because we had to go all the way around the fucking ring to where our seats were. There was like not a short direct route, because that's where like the wrestlers were coming out, it kind of like blocked our area. So we go all the way. I'm I'm I'm like all I'm doing is staring at at his shirt, and there's like kids. Oh god, there's little kids, then there's wack-adoos, and then there's some more kids, and then there's some more wack-adoos, and I'm like, I I don't know what to do, so I'm trying not to look at anybody because I know I probably would say something, not to the little kids, but like to like the fucking posse of freaks that that are and I am, I guess, part of that, obviously, because I go every every time, but now I'm I'm uh believe me, this story is gonna get worse. So I finally get to my seat and I had two empty seats on on both sides of me. So I sat, there was an empty seat, and then there was like I think two teenage girls, if I remember correctly. And then and then the from to the from the left of me, like if I'm looking at the at the ring, and I had like fucking the best seat in the house. I was like dead center, but to the left of me then was like the whole entire rest of the people. And I remember Greg sat next to me on my left, then it was Mike, then it was Richie, and then it was the other two. And I had my phone in my hand, and I was real thirsty, and then I started like I start, I I think I don't know, and this is where I'm gonna need Greg's feedback, I guess. But like I remember every time a wrestler came out in my mind I was booing them. Oh, I know it was somebody booing people before it even happened, and I was laughing because I'm like, who the fuck are they booing? Like I hear I was hearing conversations of people all throughout the entire fucking fire hall. Like I could hear somebody talking about whatever, like in another row. I couldn't see really, but I could hear it. It was so weird, man. Like I could hear it in my fingertips. I was fucking gone. I was zooted, man. I was gone. And Greg graciously came back and he got me a glass of water. And I remember the w I was so paranoid I was gonna spill the water. Like that was my biggest fear in life. I was gonna spill the fucking water. Which is hilarious as the story of it unfolds even more so. So I have the water in the hand, and I had I think my phone clenched. Mikey gave my phone back, like a fucking dick, mind you. But he gave me my phone back. So I had my phone in one hand and my and my water in the other, and I'm so parried about losing the water, and I'm sipping it real s I'm drinking it, I think, but I'm sipping it, drinking it. And it felt good because icy, it was so icy, it was so good. Um and then Greg bless his fucking heart, but like he's like, Do you want something to eat? I'm like, oh no, I'm good, you know, and then like the the the matches progress, and it took them fucking forever. They're doing all these like these bullshit fucking like intros or outros, like hey, this happened behind the scenes, and it's like, dude, enough. Just get down here and fucking wrestle. Like, we paid our money. I want to see someone break a leg or tear a ligament or something, right? So, and they do it in two acts. They do it in two acts. They do like a first part, then an intermission, then a second part. And the guys are coming out, I'm booing them all. I don't like I don't think I like any of the male wrestlers. I think they're all lame. I think the only really good wrestler, like in respect to like athletic and selling it and just putting more effort into it, I think, are the female wrestlers, the real female wrestlers, not the trannies, the real female wrestlers. And the fucking dudes just, I mean, they're they were good at one point, but I think they're it's it's just like they've been in the wall for a few months. I just think they're boring. They're boring. That's what I'm gonna say. They're boring. I'm booing them. I'm booing them all. There used to be this one guy that came from like Rochester, I think, and he used to have the slick back hair, and he was real greasy. He reminded me of the bad guy in Greece. You remember that other that. Other gang that guy and he had like the pots on his face and shit. But he was quite he played. I only like the heels. I fucking hate faces. I hate the good guys. Boring. Boring. But the bad guys are the best. But the bad guys now are suck. And he was a bad guy, and I don't haven't seen him in like a year. He was good because he was kind of a prick. He would eat like he was good. I liked him. But now that he's gone, it's just and then it's like whatever. Whatever. You know, I just get to the girls. Get to the girls, is what my my my thinking is on that. And um so I'm booing them, or I'm booing Greg for to them, you know, like type of thing. And then I just zoned out. Like as each match was taking place, like I guess some guy retired, and I laughed or I booed him, I think. Like everybody was like clapping and I'm booing. But I'm like, I get in this trance, and then in my head, again, I'm hearing everybody's voice. I'm hearing all these little fucking like people rustling through packages of of of uh Mike and Ike's and shit like that, or pouring a little handful of fucking MMs out of the end of the head. I hear it all, I hear every fucking thing. And then Rich and Rich is staring at me, and I'm I think I'm I'm making fun of the wrestlers, and I start crying. I'm laughing so hard, I'm literally crying. Like my face is water, but I couldn't raise my hand to wipe my face dry because I was so fucking zooted. And I go to Mike, I handed him my phone. I go, Would you hold my phone? He took Raz my phone, so at least I had a hand arrest. And then I finally gave my water to Greg because I I know I couldn't put it down. I know I couldn't bend over. And they're staring at me, and I'm sure they're doing their little thing to egg me on and get me to laugh and stuff like that, which I would have hoped hopefully think that they did. I know I would've. I hope they took some pictures. I haven't seen no pictures. So but when it comes to pictures, mind you, this fucking wrestling group has these they there's like there's like seven total male wrestlers, and there's like four total fucking like uh picture takers and video takers, and they're constantly uh orbiting the ring, which is so fucking annoying. Get one fucking person, dude. You're you don't even have a website to post this shit. I I'm I was looking for videos yesterday because I wanted to see what happened to me. I wanted to see my my uh regression in society because it happened yesterday. I couldn't find shit. This is going on now. It's what it's Tuesday, so it's been two days now. I still can't find shit. So whoever's taking these fucking pictures, I what are they sharing amongst themselves? Like, I don't know. Whatever, whatever. So I'm uh but I'm making fun of everybody, and I'm I'm laughing, I'm crying, and I'm slowly falling into a vortex. And then I'm only hearing sounds, I'm done. I don't even think my eyes are open at this point. I think my eyes are closed. And I feel it in my stomach. Did I eat anything? I had a Pop Tart. I might have had Oh, I had some dots in the car to help with that slow sugar attack on my way up when I was still sober. And I didn't know what my sugar was. I think Mike and Richie were checking my sugar if I remember correctly, and I might have been okay, but I don't know. I just don't know because I I don't know. They'll have to answer the charges. And I'm fucking I'm I'm slowly falling into this vortex. And I feel it, I throw up in my mouth. And I'm like, I don't know what to do. It was like I had a two-hour conversation with myself on what do I do? Like, do I spit this puke out? Or do like and I I I don't I didn't know what to do. Like I was like watching this happen. Then the second batch wanted to shoot straight up into my mouth, and it was a lot more forceful than I think anything I could have done. No, mind you, Greg is sitting directly to the left of me. Rustlers are literally wrestling a foot in front of me. They're walking, they're literally they've they've hit the fence where they're at my feet. At my fucking feet, mind you. Padding is right there. They're walking by and they're doing their shtick, whatever, and that's all good. I'm not criticizing that part of them. They're doing their thing, their their passion. And oh. Alright, this is live, folks. Hello? Yes, it is.

unknown 27:10

This is Rick from uh the Shawnee fire department.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

Uh you were at a wrestling event on Sunday? Yes, sir, I was.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

And uh we noticed in our cameras that uh you had a little bit of an accident.

SPEAKER_00 27:21

Yeah, I was sick.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

And you threw up all over the place.

SPEAKER_00 27:25

Yeah, I I apologize for that.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

Uh we gotta get a clean crew in here to clean it up and it cost us uh $316. Um your tickets are on the uh So how how are we gonna solve this?

SPEAKER_00 27:44

Uh I mean, can I make payments? I I don't have $316 they gave you.

SPEAKER_03 27:54

Yeah, yeah, we can make payments if you like. Um help you out that we're with you.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

Well they did help me out, but it was my fault. I'm not gonna yeah, I I couldn't impose on them on that. And nobody none of us really have that kind of money, like just but I mean if you if I if I if you want, I can I can make payments for that. Okay, um Do you guys have like um a Cash App?

SPEAKER_03 28:27

Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna have to talk to the uh board members.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

Um we're gonna have to go over this again and see if um I mean if I knew I would if I was able to do it myself, I would have gotten some some uh what happened you know, cleaner. Well, yeah, I mean I wasn't we have a nice place and uh we have we have people like you know, we just don't need anybody coming in and just throwing up all over the place. Yeah, and I apologize for that. Yeah, I wasn't feeling good. I have I have low I have so I had a I have diabetes and I have a very I had a very low sugar attack and it really affected me. And I really wasn't there. I wasn't there mentally and I wasn't there obviously physically.

SPEAKER_03 29:19

Okay. Um okay. You didn't take anything that night or no anything.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

No, my but but any drinking or drinking? I I had w I I had water. Well I had a Pop Tart on the way 'cause I was having a low sugar attack, so it was a Pop Tart and water. That's basically what was in there.

SPEAKER_03 29:39

Oh it wasn't like gummies or anything?

SPEAKER_00 29:41

No.

SPEAKER_03 29:43

Okay. Because gummies would be against our our policy.

SPEAKER_00 29:49

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

No, this was and then if it's in a 316, it it would go it'd be a $200 surcharge on there, which would mean that the $516.

SPEAKER_00 29:59

Okay, wait one second. A $200 surcharge for what?

unknown 30:08

Wait, it's $516.

SPEAKER_00 30:10

So um Come on, Jerry. Jerry, Jerry, tell me, tell me what what what it is. Thank you very much, you fucker.

unknown 30:18

You guys are asking me.

SPEAKER_00 30:20

Alright, you heard of your live, folks. You heard of your fucking live. That was Jerry Chanowski. Oh my god. Alright, well, this Voxer just turned into like this Voxer. This this podcast just wop a notch. He doesn't he didn't even know I was doing my podcast. And I'm not even going to tell him until he listens to this. But that's my friends, folks. Those are my that was my wife in the background defending me. Ah, that son of a bitch. See, and I that's why I love my friends and I love my life. Motherfucker. Alright, well, thank you. So where was I? See, he just ruined it. He ruined my story. You cut you shut that door? Okay. I can't can't have them I can't have the fucking uh the warden listening in on these stories. Sometimes what stays in Shawnee, what happens is Shawnee stays in Shawnee. Even though I know her sisters will listen in, but uh she ain't gonna she ain't gonna stab me in the back. Um so motherfucker. Alright, so um yeah. I unknown comment Rick Strom from Shawnee Fire. Way to go. See, now that now that he doesn't know I'm doing my my podcast, he's he's fucking with me here. But I can't have that. So what happened basically is like I said, I had that puke in my mouth, and then the throw up was just like um the throw-up was just like and it just wouldn't stop. It wouldn't it wouldn't fucking stop. And it went all over the place. I think I put my hand in front of my mouth and I put my hand in front of my mouth to prevent it from coming out. But what it really basically did was it was like if you put your hand in front of a hose and just shot off the sides, it went everywhere. So the from what I'm told, and and I'm gonna I'm about to I'm going to let Richard explain because I'm going on Voxer, and since Jerry is such a deadbeat motherfucker, he couldn't go or wouldn't go. Um Rich Rick Rich Rick R Rich had to fill in in on the details on how much of a piece of shit I was. So we're at like 33 minutes here, but we're gonna continue a little longer, and I'm gonna play this uh conversation on Vox that Rich uh explained to Jerry what happened, and I'll go as far as I want and then and then we'll call it a day. But yeah, I left at the um intermission, just like just like Rick from Shawnee said, and um I left a probably a puddle puke. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I'm gonna assume somebody came up with a mop. I don't know. I would assume so. So here we go. This is from you heard him here on Sunday before the event. This is Richard explaining what happened.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

Jerry, no lie. Matt has paid for his sins against you today. He is he is the karma is real, and Matt's paying for it right now. He'll tell you the story later. If he's awake. Matt Jump caught himself at the job. I'll talk to Jerry.

unknown 34:27

Yeah, Jeremy.

SPEAKER_00 34:28

Oh, I didn't know I was in the car.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

We're not even fucking with you, like legit in the phone.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

All right, first of all, I didn't know I was in the car while Rich was doing this Voxer, which basically is on our on your phones. So I must have been in the front seat, passed out, or just talking gibberish. I did not know that this was going on when I was still in the car.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

Really? It was bad. We didn't give them empty cups to puke in. That was bad. Yeah, two cups. At least one of them he does. Yeah, that was rough.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

I think that was.

SPEAKER_02 35:03

Yeah, dude. He puked all over his shirt, the shirt. Uh no more. Yeah, yeah. It was a great shirt. Like there was nothing to it.

SPEAKER_01 35:15

And then uh we didn't have a sound like that.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

I don't have any T. You guys let me do a warm truck. Like, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 36:07

Oh, yeah, that's right. I get into the vehicle and it's like 90 fucking degrees. 90 fucking degrees. And they didn't even turn on the air conditioner.

SPEAKER_02 36:16

I forgot about that one. You realize what we just went through?

SPEAKER_00 36:20

I put them through shells.

SPEAKER_03 36:26

What was he doing? Was he drinking? Was he edibles? Well how did that happen? How embarrassing. He's got a ball in himself. I think I'm down to 14 minutes left. This is the funniest fucking thing. You're talking about Caleb or jerseys.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

He was doing edibles. And the funniest part was he did three edibles, and by the time we got there, he was already completely fucked up. And the highlight of the night was when he goes, should I do another one? And Mike and I bought it together and go, no. He was wrepped. Plus his blood sugar was a lot of whack. So when we brought him back shirtless to Michelle, we were like, oh yeah, his blood sugar. His blood sugar was kind of going low, then he ate all this candy and it went high, and it was any inedible. And then uh, you know, though it was cold in the car, then it was really hot outside, and you know, I just kind of like, oh yeah, the edible? That tell me what caused it. Like, I don't know, Michelle.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

It was so hot in that fire hall. I love Greg in that.

SPEAKER_02 37:36

Like, I I and it wasn't new yet, uh Matt or Jerry Black. Greg laughing was great. It made me feel like a million bucks. Every time, like if I said something and he'd laughing, like, okay, that's good. I I I definitely could tell it would be funny in the background. We talked about this in the car, but Matt's completely fucked himself for life as far as anybody else fucking up. Anytime he tries to get like, dude, you were an asshole, it's like, yeah, Matt, but there was that one time you knew tell yourself in public in front of like 200 hillbillies who definitely judged you for it. Just saying, I just want to hear Matt's first box tomorrow. What how does he open it? I mean, sign me up for that. I'll pay whatever subscription service you need me to pay for that. Breaking the silence after uh Complete jackassery. Complete jackassary. There were high highs and low lows, my friends. He was fucked. And of all shows, they have the seats next to each other, touching each other. That's how close the seats were.

SPEAKER_00 38:46

The seats you're on sit on each other's laps.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

Pretty much your arms make in love with the person's arm next to you, like that bad. And of course, this is a show they do that where Matt fucking decides to throw up on himself. So there's like a 12-year-old girl and like a teenager girl sitting next to him on his right, and they are fucking horrified. Horrified. The looks on their faces. Like they saw dead bodies for the first time. I just they were so scared. Oh my god. And Matt, he just kept coming out. Matt, come on, how much could be in there? You didn't eat. Oh He wanted to keep the shirt. He's like, no, I want to keep it. It's a plain gray shirt. He wants us to keep it. Like, fuck you, Matt. So Matt wanted to wait till the intermission to leave so as to not attract too much attention. Like, meanwhile, like these black people behind us, they left. They couldn't handle it. They're like, man, it ain't white people hate black people. Like, what the fuck, you know? And oh I there's an old guy behind us going, is he okay? Is he okay? Like, shut the fuck up. We're trying to make a scene here. So he wants to he wants to leave it intermission so as not to attract the scene. As if Matt, this is three six foot three ogre with a cane. Walking. I mean, the puke smells so bad you can almost see the stink lines. That's how bad it was. The shirt's full of pukes, chunk, chunks. Like, we're not gonna attract attention from getting out of there. And we had to go buy like an uh autograph tables. And all these wrestlers who aren't who are not making the dollar one of these autographs. Who's buying who's getting who's signing an autograph for uh guy that wrestles on the sandboard? So these all these wrestlers are sitting there waiting for like their fucking uh pins for uh a signed picture, and not only are they not getting it, but they gotta take a look at a mat with this chunkified fucking shirt. A mix of fucking uh dipping dot candy or whatever and s and sweat. My god. It was horrible. And then he started talking about driving through a desert, like, man, shut the fuck up, you know? One of the moments before.

SPEAKER_00 41:30

Alright, well guess what? When I closed my eyes and on the riot home, I do remember this. I was seeing things, like I was hallucinating, and I was picturing myself like going through like the inner parts of like the Grand Canyon. I do remember that. So when he talks about seeing the desert, that is that is a true statement.

SPEAKER_02 41:51

I like the shit though that was really funny was one of the wrestlers got attacked. Brutally, by the way. And somehow a doctor, I don't remember how the doctor was mentioned. I don't know if like one of the other people were like, somebody called a doctor, and Matt goes, Who, Dr. Pepper? And then laughs. Like he's uh fucking uh Richard Pryor. Like he just made the funniest fucking joke of of all time. He just la and I and that made me laugh, so I'm laughing. It's like he's in tears laughing. By the way, he's in tears like half the time. He was so teary, I didn't I only heard his laughter and crying. But he was laughing. He was like literally having tears on his robot. That was great. Gentlemen from Philly, I didn't know your story. This is a classic. The best part too is what we say every time we talk about this wrestling, we say the show half the show's in the crowd, the fucking crazies, you know? And now like Matt just took the title of that. Matt can't even say that anymore because he's talking about himself now. He became the that that the toothless family, like from last time. Now he now mad is that. So then when other people go, oh man, that Nickel City wrestling, half the show's in the crowd out with these fucking weirdos and fucking hillbillies and South Buffalo trash. Now they say South Buffalo trash. No, no, they added that on. Because of man, thanks a lot. You gotta see these freaks that go to these shows. There's one guy with this weird wooden cane and Frankenstein shoes and pukes on himself like an asshole.

SPEAKER_00 43:38

Well, um yes. So you actually got a sneak peek into my friends even more so. So that was Jerry calling me as the Shawnee fire department saying I owed him $300 to uh clean his fucking uh place. And I did believe it for about 90% of it. And then I think he ruined it with surcharge. Or no, he said your friends. I think that's when I started having doubts. But I did think it was him for a while. And my and in my um defense, I did say I was not gonna ask my friends for money. I got standards, folks. I have standards. All right. Well, it's been a pretty long Vox or uh Vox uh podcast this week. I would like to thank uh Jerry for this phone call that happened organically, that was not planned. And um, yeah, it was uh a good week. We got a lot to talk about, and uh please, if you want, if you're not part of my inner circle, please uh post a comment on uh how you're listening and give me some feedback. Give me some feedback. I need feedback. Thank you. Until next week. Doodaloo.